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Isa Soulstar
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...you all are a bunch of fascist, elitist bastards anyway. I never liked any of you. I hate Irv. I despise RTN. I'll urinate on Wallace's Facebook wall. I'll penetrate every orifice of Slingblade's girlfriend. And I'll cut out Linda's heart with a spoon. A baby spoon.

You all are the bain of all existence; the asshole of the earth; the fallen angels; a scar of the face of the collective Knicks fanbase; the.....


*folds arms, pokes his bottom lip out, stomps upstairs to his room with an air of indignation. Ends tantrum here*
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when's your birthday, Isa? I would've wished you a happy b-day earlier, but my free time is limited to about two hours a week now, and I spend all that time drinking heavily and fornicating with random women.
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happy motherfuckin' birthday! :drunk:
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Isa Soulstar
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Lies! ALL LIES!
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Where are birthdays listed? :? anyways, happy birthday, Jerzee boy. Funny post :D
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Perhaps if you displayed your age in your profile, there would have been an alert towards the end of the page.

BIRTHDAY FAIL!...or win?

Happy belated birthday. You never cease to amaze me with your posts. :clap:
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LOL Happy Birthday Isa. :D
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Fuck yourself for not reminding us early enough! :D
Nonetheless: Happy birthday!
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Here's my birthday present to you. A week's vacation! :thumbsup: peace homie
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Lol, Isa you never cease to amaze me. Happy birthday bro!
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wallace044 wrote:Here's my birthday present to you. A week's vacation! :thumbsup: peace homie
Did you ban isa??
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I certainly would've had I known, happy birthday to one open minded influential mo fucka.
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happy b day asshole!
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Fuck you.
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Happy Bornday Bro, and fuck you too!

Fuck yo couch! 8-)
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Isa Soulstar
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"Fuck me? Well, fuck you, too. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!"

"Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. MOVE THE FUCK ON!"

"Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35."

"Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good."

"Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom!"

"Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos."

....No. No, fuck you, Isa Kaliq Moorman. You had it all, and you threw it away. You dumb fuck.
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nice use of the 25th hour rant sir
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Happy birthday....baldy.
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Beware the egg beater on your birthday :)

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